I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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