Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The struggles of a small town man whore
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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