So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Life is so much better after having sex.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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