I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
