I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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