Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
