I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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