Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
