What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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