i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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