Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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