He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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