We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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