As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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