Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
You did what with his pubic hair?
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