another moral hangover. fuck.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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