Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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