he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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