and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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