At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
