We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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