why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
