we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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