at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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