I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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