dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you inspire me to be a worse person
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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