My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
