do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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