please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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