You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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