Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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