Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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