I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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