i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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