I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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