He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
i think i just lost a toe
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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