no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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