Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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