I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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