Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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