I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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