i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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