I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
He has the fingertips of a God
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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