u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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