it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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