Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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