is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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