Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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