Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize
