So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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