I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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