EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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