I just cut my nipple shaving
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
