like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He shit in the fireplace
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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