I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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