She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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