you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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