I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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