Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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