And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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