i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
The beer is more important than you right now.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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